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A Happier Sex Life

A Happier Sex Life By Sha Kokken. For those that haven't had the "Sex Talk" yet, this book takes great pains to angle obscure wooden artists' models into 420 photos demonstrating all the different sex positions imaginable. Much like a buffet, you can mix and match positions until you are stuffed. Oddly enough, though, Barbie and Ken are photographed separately, forcing the reader into an adult version of dolls.
	Judging just from the cover, I'm not sure if this is talking about the act of sex or simply gender. Next Back to the top
This is the back and no more clues here, this looks sexless to me. Isn't sex about getting in touch with your partner? Next Back to the top
	What have we here? "Man-Sitting Positions"? But these are wooden artists' models...they look as if they are performing calisthenics? Well, let's see, the darker wooden figure is facing one way...and the lighter figure is facing the other...wow, that looks uncomfortable. Well, you might be if you were to do what the picture suggests...! Next Back to the top
Oh, no..."Rear-Entry Positions"! That symbol up there looks like the rewind button on my VCR. What are these figures up to? This looks more like modern dance than it looks like modern sex life. And they said we had a sexual revolution? This looks like it went back to the Dark Ages! Next Back to the top
	Okay, this looks a little more specific. So you rotate your pelvis just so and...! This is called sex? If I didn't know any better I'd be clueless! Next Back to the top
Wait this looks interesting...M' W...W' M...are these compass directions? That might be more useful than these photos. Or how about a map with arrows, you know, with little footprints like they do in dance class? When do they ever touch each other? Or do men do it in the day when women do it at night? I am totally lost at this point. If I have to rely on books like this for my education, I'll never have any sex! Next Back to the top